He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
when you’re trying to voice chat and your mom walks in
If you assign every English letter a number value (ie: A=1, Z=26) then somewhere within the number pi is your entire life, including all the thoughts you’ve ever had, will have, and didn’t know you had. Your childhood, career, and eventual anticlimactic death are all there, supporting the fabric of the universe.
this gif in there too
i hate small talk
tell me about how im gonna make you squart across the room and how that turns mw on. tell me about having the best oegamiom in the world everyday yeah baby. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
hoenn is the best
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
So much for that really feminist video she made for “Hard Out Here” huh? You know, the one that black feminists and other feminists of colour and their allies said was anything but. Where’s your god now white feminists who praised this video…WHERE IS YOUR GOD.
sciencefucker said: hold on the amish have porn?
im honestly thinking its just an imitator i dont think an actual amish person would do porn
i assume that the amish wouldnt have porn cause theyre so strict
then again i live 20 mins from the largest amish capital of the world and i know nearly nothing about them
so what do i know
im playing cah with andy and some new friends and were apparently playing until 69 points and now were just talking about/watching amish porn