patchthemedic:

mandywondering:

hollowboobtheory:

this is my new favorite video

m u n c h i e t e c h d e c k

fucking obsessed with this

ANY YALL STILL FOLLOW ME????? HI????????????

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

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starbucks menu

tomboymegachurch:

insulin shock therapy

isopropyl lobotomy

aphetamine

coedine

grain alcohol shot

12 oz black coffee

LSD

foreverial:

me: damn i feel like shit i can’t do this…

my borat tulpa i got from being part of mk ultra experiments: wai not :D

me: you’re right borat

i legit don’t know if any of you guys remember who i am but hey i’m hot now

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thanks for looking, please peep my forearms, thank you

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

just found out the guy who made Tito’s Vodka is literally named Tito Beveridge

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specialmouse:

abbleremorse:

funnylittlemonkey:

abbleremorse:

funnylittlemonkey:

trashcandroid:

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i’m too scared to put something in the middle

loves la la land

Such a unique and tasteful comment, how delightful, how refreshing and lovely.

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Wow. You completely turned this around and made me look like a fool! Oof!!!

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jigsawry:

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i like how on the undertale wiki page for toby fox it says this as if he just manifested

bobo-the-part-time-clown:

lyril:

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

i wonder if i could

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hunt him for sport